BULLSHIT.

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silly-is-batman:

eridantherudefish:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

its a metaphor you see

Augustus Waters is that you?

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animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

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endlose-hoffnungen:

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Yuuhhhhhh übertreib halt lan hahahahahhahahahaahahahah
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So viel zu tun, ich geh wieder ins Bett.
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footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

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pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body

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Du hast nicht mal gemerkt das es mir schlecht geht
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